Item: Toronto Maple Loafs fail to make the Stanley Cup playoffs for the 7th consecutive year.
Memo to Loaf fans in the so-called ‘Loaf Nation’: it is SERIOUSLY time to get a life. Believe this: the team will not win a Stanley Cup in your lifetimes; heck, it might not even make the playoffs. A proposed cure – anytime you want to root for the Loafs think of 300 pound+ Toronto Mayor Rob Ford naked. Then move on.
PS If you are a self confessed member of Loaf Nation and you voted for Ford, there is probably no hope for your recovery.